New Year's comic wishes for colleagues. New Year's humor: congratulations to everyone having fun

For some reason, every time the next New Year is approaching, it seems that quite recently we accepted congratulations “on the upcoming one”, exchanged gifts, opened champagne and made wishes ... And now, looking back at the outgoing year of the Monkey and preparing surprises for the New Year of the Rooster , we remember all the events of the last 366 days that have flown by. Yes, the leap year ends - according to popular belief, not very lucky; the next cycle comes, already with 365 days. It is believed that troubles and failures will be a hundred times less! The number of good news should increase by the same amount. Conveying Happy New Year greetings to colleagues 2017 , we wish each of them to forget about problems, solve financial issues, fall in love for the first time or even do it again, finally go to the Czech Republic (Bulgaria, Italy, etc.) for a vacation, win the lottery ... But you never know what you can wish your colleagues? Probably, each of them cherishes his dream - basically, we want their fulfillment. How to congratulate colleagues at work is a matter that depends purely on the team and the atmosphere in it. For example, fellow doctors love funny greetings. Lawyers, policemen, accountants are a little more serious for some reason. They prefer official congratulations in prose. Teachers and educators are most often congratulated by students and their pupils. That is why fellow teachers accumulate at home, probably, the largest number of postcards with wonderful wishes.

Best congratulations on the New Year of the Rooster 2017 to colleagues at work - Unusual gifts and funny poems

If you have been working in a certain work team for several years, you are probably used to the format of meeting the New Year with colleagues. 2017 Year of the Rooster in some creative teams will, in general, “meet” several times. Actors, singers, dancers, comedians... These people are often booked for corporate parties. They will be lucky to meet “several” New Years and exchange greetings with perhaps thousands of people! For them, the New Year is a real hard work, although, of course, related to entertainment. Colleagues in the "beau monde" prefer glamorous congratulations. They like to arrange pranks for friends, give them unusual gifts, compose original congratulatory poems. Things are easier in the work teams of engineering and technical workers. Usually, their imagination is directed more towards improving some mechanisms, developing details, etc. For them, congratulations on the New Year are more of a formality, and sometimes not entirely pleasant. Colleagues-computers, for the most part, little looking up from monitor screens, most often celebrate the New Year by banging on laptop keyboards. They are perfect for online congratulations, virtual postcards and funny media files with cool videos.

May the New Year bring you
prosperity and income.
May success accompany
To know no interference in anything.

May health be strong
The mind is enlightened, tenacious,
In the world - peace, and in families - harmony.
All wage increases.

Lots of strength and optimism
Travel and Tourism,
In the souls - sunny weather.
All colleagues, Happy New Year!

Something itches my nose.
Maybe the frost is to blame?
Or is it coming to us
Cheerful New Year?

We need to get ready
To make the holiday a reward,
So that the table breaks from dishes,
Santa Claus to be surprised.

Let's have a great year ahead
Only bringing happiness to us!

They say how you meet the New
A year, so you will spend it all.
How far will you go then?
If you know what are you waiting for?

Watching TV for a year
Year to cook, wash spoons,
With a headache, with a blue nose,
Walking around with crumbs in your eyebrows...

Well, I do not! Forgotten by us
And TV, and Olivier ...
Better with best friends
A whole year to drink in a cafe!

Funny congratulations on the New Year 2017 to colleagues - The most fun congratulatory verses for the year of the Rooster

New Year is the most cheerful and expected holiday in Russia. Probably, in no other country at the end of each December do they receive and send such a huge amount of congratulations as in Russia. Of course, it will not be so difficult for postal workers and all their colleagues in the shop in 2017 to work on New Year's Eve. Most of the congratulations on the New Year of the Rooster will not be sent by "regular" mail, but by e-mail. Mobile phones will be torn from calls and SMS. Greeting cards, of course, will appear in mailboxes, but not in every family. Today, indeed, it is easier to order a virtual greeting card than to use the services of the Russian Post - you don’t want kind words to arrive late due to the huge flow of correspondence. A great option to congratulate colleagues at work is to purchase a ready-made cool postcard with funny pictures and enter a funny verse of your own composition there. You can also use our selection of funny New Year greetings.

Happy New Year
You, colleagues and friends,
And I wish that we lived
Friendly, like one family.

Let luck be near
Together with us all year
The salary will increase
And let our income grow.

So that we are one team
We walked confidently forward.
The New Year is at the start
Gives good luck to everyone.

Colleagues, Happy New Year!
And if in the old something did not come true,
We do not lower the bar of desires,
To tighten up Santa Claus.

Let the coming year turn out well,
The curve grows upward on the graph,
The income will be decent and decent,
And life is without turmoil and interference.

I wish you growth and growth
Less delays and problems
Complex issues are easy to solve.
Happy New Year everyone! Happiness, peace to all!

At work - success, and at home - comfort,
May everything in your life be very cool.
Career growth, wealth in your pocket,
An apartment, a car, an Armani suit!

And let there be as much money as winter snow,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart, colleague!
All that is listed, let him bring
New Year 2017!

Official congratulations to the Russians on the Year of the Rooster - Greeting cards for colleagues in prose for the New Year 2017

On New Year's Eve, most of the work teams officially do not work. Exceptions, of course, are doctors, police officers, the Ministry of Emergency Situations, Ambulances, sellers of some convenience stores ... So it will be in the New 2017. Someone will take birth or give birth, others will find New Year's midnight saving a person's life, others will simply forget about the next year of the Rooster ... Wherever the chiming clock finds us, in most cases, it will always be possible to turn on the radio or TV and listen to the official president Russian fellow citizens. Colleagues meeting on duty on January 1 at work can exchange greeting cards; wish each other with all my heart good in prose. Each time, when preparing congratulations for the entire work team, be sure to take into account the interests of each of your colleagues. Buy small souvenirs for them, for example, desktop figurines of a rooster.

Dear colleagues, I congratulate you on the New Year! I wish you new creative plans, achievement of your goals, new achievements, interesting projects, mutual respect in the team, always feel the reliable shoulder of a colleague and, of course, material wealth!

Merry congratulations to colleagues on the New 2017 Year of the Rooster - Funny cards with verses

The tradition of associating the next coming year with the Eastern horoscope and with one of its twelve animals has quietly taken root in our country. Of course, many of us know that the beginning of this New Year according to the Eastern calendar does not coincide with January 1st. The date changes every time. So the Chinese New Year will come in 2017 on January 28. Unlike the European holiday, it symbolizes the coming spring, the awakening of nature from hibernation. If you want to congratulate your colleagues in a special, original way, you can do it twice. For the first time, give them cards with congratulations for our New Year on December 31 or a little earlier. Give the second postcard with the image of the Fire Rooster on January 28 or also ... a little earlier - the Chinese New Year comes on Saturday, and your colleagues are unlikely to be at work on the weekend!

Hooray! Hooray! HOORAY!
New Year's time!
We decorate the Christmas tree together,
Decorate your office in style!
To a friendly team
It's great to celebrate the New Year!
For happiness to be with us
Let's get things done!
So that the boss loves us,
Allowances, premiums paid.
So that the trade union representative does not offend,
If anything, then defended.
And an accountant so as not to be greedy,
Sweet, kind and pleasant.

I congratulate you colleagues.
I wish you creative victories
So that the boss does not get
He gave money without stint.
There will be a holiday, there will be a Christmas tree
There will be dancing, there will be vodka.
The wives will go crazy
And the husbands will thump.
This is how you celebrate the New Year
All the people are at work.
Well, if not,
The year goes by just like that.

Preparing unusual and original New Year greetings to colleagues 2017 , Be sure to consider which team you work in. Of course, it would be inappropriate to amuse the New Year of the Rooster with jokes of serious fellow officers working in the police and play them in the workplace. They are more suitable for official, solemn congratulations in prose. If you work in a medical team, you can approach the design of New Year's wishes creatively, with humor. When handing out postcards and souvenirs for the New Year, consider the interests of each person. Let your gift be small, but appropriate and very pleasant! We wish you all a Happy New Year and wish all your most cherished dreams come true! Happiness to you, great luck, peace of mind and peace in families!

Happy New Year! Friends and colleagues
May your dreams come true
And I wish you success in your work,
In personal life, so that everything is without water.
I know we can handle you for sure
We will all fly upwards in our careers.
Let it be difficult for us at work,
But we won't give up anywhere!
Our team, of course, is different,
The stronger we are friends together
So let's raise our glasses
For success, for enemies, for yourself!

* * *
Happy New Year to you, friends!
Let everything be in abundance:
Happiness, strong family,
Let fear and sadness go away!

Let the will not fail
Rest from worries!
And good for the coming year
Light up your long journey!

* * *
The clink of glasses is heard everywhere
There is a happy laugh.
Happy New Year today
Congratulations to my colleagues.

I want this moment
Distracted from the hustle and bustle.
And desire for fulfillment
Make sure everyone has time!

* * *
Happy New Year friends and colleagues!
Happiness is knocking on our door again!
So life will be good forever
So, we will all get through the hardships!
Rotating as a single mechanism,
Our business is moving forward!
And we follow him smiling
And keep going every year!

* * *
Colleagues, dear!
The New Year has arrived!
Let the holidays dashing
They will spin in a round dance!
Let's raise our glasses up,
For the winter, ice..
And with a pure heart we will accept
A lot of perks from the boss!
magic walk
Let it enter every house!
And this is the state
May eternity not pass!

* * *
The tree lights up
And the champagne sparkles.
A year has passed successfully by us,
Page turned.
Let, colleagues, the coming year
Will be rich in gifts.
Daily bread will become light,
Life is rich and stable.

* * *
Our team is the most friendly,
Let's have fun from the heart!
Let's celebrate the New Year together
We do not sin against the authorities.
After all, this is what we have...
And not put into words.
Wise and willful.
Congratulations to us!
Let dreams come true
Money will rustle in the treasury.
Only, chur - do not get drunk,
Always be on top!

* * *
All our good team
Happy new year congratulations!
And career prospects
We sincerely wish!
Let the work flow with song
Wages are on the rise!
In personal life, everything will grow together,
And it will go right!
May Santa Claus be on holiday
Will knock on the door
And a whole load of gifts
Give to everyone!

* * *
Team - happy new year!
Before all honest people
You for a festive motive
Wrote a good poem!
We give to everyone without exception
This is a wonderful congratulations!
We wish you all success
Mood and laughter
And career achievements
And dreams of all accomplishments!
In the life of memorable events,
Great discoveries!

Similar congratulations:

• Cheerful New Year greetings

Comic wishes for the New Year are an affordable option to defuse the situation and set the tone for the holiday anywhere: in a team at home or at work. Dictated words with humor will add smiles even to the most official corporate party.

I wish you happiness and good luck this New Year.

So, hold on, folks!

Again the same thing, we always wish;

Where is the originality, gentlemen?

Let's wish that this time

Everything is as it should be for us:

Sea, sun and sand

Lots of laughs, good luck jerk.

And for those who are not happy with an active life,

We wish you the comfort of the selection:

Quiet evening, tea and a blanket,

The book is nearby and the buffet.

Well, colleague, smile and cheer up!

Santa Claus brought you gifts!

Who candy, buns, chocolate,

He knows that everyone is happy with the gifts!

And besides sweets,

I wish less misfortune.

So that this coming year

Worries were not full of mouth!

Let it happen

What do you want the most:

Dacha in the Maldives

Gold in pictures

Fur coats, tsatski and a smartphone,

And not some kind of android - an iPhone!

Be happy smart

Get rid of the blues!

This holiday is amazing!

Congratulations friends!

I wish that we all live well,

Let this yellow pig

Save us from last year's rubbish!

Only joy, smiles and laughter

I want to wish you!

Leave worries, worries, anxieties,

Spare your feet today!

Let's not embellish today

We sincerely congratulate you on the New Year!

We wish you less pain

Forget psychosis!

Prevent colds and salaries to tears!

Let your eyes burn

Everything will be cool - you just have to want it!

Wishes in prose

My dears, I am very glad that we are all here! Only you are my closest and dearest people, only with you I feel this spirit of the New Year holiday! Thank you for being by my side today! I sincerely wish you a lot of happiness, may the symbol of the Yellow Pig attract a sea of ​​​​new and successful customers! Stay the same talented and witty workers with golden hands!

My dear colleagues! The year of the Yellow Pig is coming, which is known for its thriftiness and calmness. So. let this time not be overshadowed by the fall of the dollar and other economic crises! The pig does not tolerate deceit and dirt, let our team be the most united and clean from lazy people and whiners! Congratulations, new opportunities!

In the coming year, I wish you all the amenities, may your salary become tastier and richer, your mind sharper and clearer! Let ready-made reports, clients' money and the latest iPhone always lie on your desk! I wish you good luck and a constant flow of customers!

Short funny New Year greetings for colleagues and friends at work

2019 is coming to us!

Friends, I wish you a high income!

And I'm already fucked up:

20 glasses and vodka glass.

I wish you a New Year

Remember this episode.

Here's your New Year's resolution:

Sell ​​your VAZ already.

May this Year of the Pig

New lights will come on.

Green, white, red,

Your face colors are beautiful.

Let 2019 begin

With new pleasant worries:

Where to spend money

Where to go to rest.

Whether to attach a safe with money to the wall,

Or hold in a Swiss bank.

Everyone is drinking and having fun

At the Feast of the Yellow Pig.

Nothing beats New Year's Eve

Labor serious days.

Comic New Year greetings to colleagues

Happy New Year wishes,

I want to say to you!

Celebrate good income

To begin with, I wish everyone not melting.

Try the January report

Then the turn will come.

Don't let your head hurt

And the clients are coming.

May fate favor

And the numbers don't lie!

New Year's greetings to colleagues,

The boss asked me to write.

Well, congratulations again!

Every year the beast changes

Now the Yellow Pig has opened the door for us.

Let her bring a stable income,

Chief's bonuses and other bounties.

I wish you, my cheerful friends,

More work and less whining.

My dear team,

I want to wish you only clear directives,

To make everything clear and understandable

Briefly and as clearly as possible.

Happy New Year to you, friends,

Strict and concise, yes yes yes,

Still, as always.

No wonder I'm the boss.

Congratulations to colleagues on the New Year in prose

I hasten to congratulate the whole team on the holiday! Gentlemen, may our company prosper and achieve new heights this year! Let our team become even more united, our strength is in friendliness to each other and in love for the common cause. May the year of the Yellow Pig bring us only good luck and higher salaries!

We always celebrate the New Year holidays together, and I hope this good tradition will stay with us for many more years to come! Friends, I want to wish you wisdom and patience, may all your wishes come true! Be the same sincere and wonderful people!

New Year's corporate parties are my favorite part of the job. Guys, I want to wish you a lot of fun, may customers never leave our company, may we all receive high income and be proud of our success in our field! Congratulations to all of us!

Colleagues, on this holiday I wish you a good boss, an excellent salary and tireless enthusiasm that will light your way to a luxurious future! May everything that you dreamed or dream of come true and bring you only satisfaction! Happy holiday!

Comic congratulations on the upcoming New Year to colleagues from his department.

Beautiful congratulations to colleagues

I wish you get enough sleep in the New Year,
And looking in the mirror with a smile, they admired themselves.
Work was done well before lunch.
And in the evening after work so as not to stay.

So that at home they waited for you, loved, protected,
And the best gift - for you in the New Year was chosen.
So that time flies, and you become younger for evil,
So that in the New Year you are just damn lucky!

Dear Colleagues!

Have a sweet life in the New Year!
Always treat work with love!
Concerns to meet and easily solve them,
You do not know fatigue at work!

May your loved ones surround you
All expectations will be fulfilled.
Let the sun wake you up with a warm beam
And in life you are always lucky and in everything!

We would like to celebrate today
And celebrate the New Year with fresh forces!

Comic New Year greetings to colleagues

Colleagues, dear, we want to congratulate you!
May the New Year 20.. fulfill everything that we are silent about.

May your families be happy, friendly,
We can overcome everything together, of course.

Let the times come at our work,
That life will become a cup that is full.

On the day of joy - an advance, as well as on the day of salary,
Potato sacks so we need to cook.

Otherwise, so that the salary does not enter the pockets,
And the plastic card is crazy to go!

Let us be lucky everywhere, in the lotto and the casino,
And fought so that the dishes for happiness at the same time!

Comic New Year greetings to colleagues from the boss

In the year 20 .. everything should suddenly be fulfilled!
As a boss, I declare: I raise everyone's salary!
From January, see the calculation,
And then praise me!

But I will require from you:
1. Being in a great mood is one thing!
2. Doing your own thing is two!
3. Did the job, then help a colleague - that's three!
4. And fourthly, do not sleep on the table!
5. And fifthly, New Year 20 .. celebrate together!

It seems that I reported everything, I didn’t miss anything!
Well, since you didn’t miss it, you need to urgently miss it! 😉

Comic congratulations on the New Year to female colleagues

Dear co-workers, beauties forever,
For husbands you are companions, but for us colleagues.
Happy new year to come
We congratulate you
In the 20th ..-ohm, here's what we wish:

Do not get sick, do not lose heart
delicious to eat. long sleep
dress up, buy
be surprised, surprise
get better and look younger
and warm us with a smile!

New Year greetings for colleagues

We are sitting in the new year in the company of a sweet,
And dumplings and beer warm our souls.
Colleagues are all dancing and the tree is on fire,
The head of all is more beautiful, but looks askance.

He looks angrily, forgot to pour,
Let's not ruin our careers!
Let's dance to the authorities, sing about the Christmas tree,
Colleagues, rejoice! We are all looking forward to the holidays!

We have a team, and there are enough women,
I would like more, what perishing to dissemble.
What beauties, milady and miss,
You look clearly, and every whim.

Today we will fulfill all the dishes for you,
And we say toasts to you, because women are class!
In short, colleagues, let's leave aside,
We lyric this, but just congratulate.

Each other today, to the full pouring!
Hooray, Happy New Year! Family team!

Joking New Year greetings to colleagues

Happy New Year, dear colleagues,
You are beautiful today, dear,
You are very elegant today
They came in good spirits.

In the New Year, let it be funny to many,
Let our team have fun
Even the boss is not angry today
And he says funny words.

Today we are not just colleagues,
Today we are simple friends
We forget in everyday running
We have only one life at work.

In the New Year, I must wish you:
Be healthy in the new year
To sadness and any bad weather
Walked around your family.

So that enemies are no longer angry,
And they forgave each other forever.
Happy New Year for everyone.
May luck be with us all.

New Year's jokes about men: "New Year's classification of men"

Of course, the complete exploitation of men by women is prohibited by law. And according to the law of nature it is allowed.
Take the average man. We carry out New Year's classification on it.

So, from two to ten years old, he sincerely believes that Santa Claus exists. He writes letters to him, asking for a gift, because he studied well all year, helped his mother and behaved well. And then on January 1, he looks under the Christmas tree in anticipation of a gift. And he finds...

From the age of 11 to 15, he, as a rule, does not believe in Santa Claus. And all because once on a holiday he noticed painted lips and recognized his teacher in “grandfather”.

From 16 years old to 45 years old. First, he moonlights at matinees as Frost. And then he fulfills his duty as a parent.

And starting from the age of 45, he himself looks like a real Santa Claus. And makeup is no longer needed!

The most favorite holiday of adults and children is just around the corner. A little more and you will smell the real Christmas tree smell of the New Year.
At first - in November or in the first mid-December - everything is calm. People wake up, go to work, work, come home and go to bed. And then - boom! - and away we go. The running around from one store to another in search begins, counting banknotes moving from wallets to cash registers and real torture of the mind in the realm of fantasy - what beautiful words to choose for holiday cards, telephone greetings.

It would be nice if it concerned only close relatives and relatives. But you shouldn't forget about your work colleagues either. Even about those of them who sometimes put spokes in your wheels and caustically tease you.

The congratulatory part often remains the most exhausting part of preparing for a corporate holiday. The selection of the right, disinterested, respectful and - most importantly - unique words for each employee sometimes becomes a difficult task.

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Funny Happy New Year greetings to all colleagues at work

The goal becomes completely unattainable if the congratulations still need to be flavored with a bit of light humor. But if it is implemented, the result exceeds all expectations.

For example:

“Dear colleagues, the New Year is coming, and I would like to wish you great success in the labor field, fabulous financial achievements and excellent bosses with always good spirits on this amazing holiday.
Let your skills become more valuable than any treasures in the world. But if someone suddenly decides to buy them - bargain to the end!

You can also express your attitude to the team:

“I want to wish a Happy New Year to everyone with whom I share both joy and sorrow side by side on every single working day - this is our friendly team.
I wish that they receive much more money, and much less labor is spent on them.

Having shown a little imagination, you can concoct a story about an unusual dream:

“Dear colleague! I had an amazing dream today: in it you win a huge amount of cash in the lottery, your boss gives you his place, and the most famous director gives you the lead role in his film.
I sincerely congratulate you on the New Year and wish that the dream turns out to be prophetic.

This is what happens when the soul is wide open:

“I love every weekday morning - I get up and go to work as if it were a holiday, and I absolutely hate weekends, because these days I don’t see the most pleasant, intellectual and sincere colleagues in the whole world!
With all my heart I wish you well-being, success and sincere comrades like me in the New Year.

For those hoping for something out of the ordinary:

“Colleague, don’t wait for the New Year’s miracle, it will come to you and put things in order: it will “resolve” problems in your personal life, make your boss raise your salary and give you the opportunity to fly away on vacation to warm countries. In addition, it will protect from sidelong glances and vain meetings.
I wish you immense success and inextinguishable good luck in the New Year!

Cool wishes for female colleagues

Choosing a task is not easy. It is much more difficult to choose the right wording for congratulating beautiful ladies. The most important thing here is to keep tact and not go far from the topic.

For example, you can arrange everything like this:

“Dear beautiful colleagues! I want to wish you in the New Year great happiness and dizzying success in all areas of your life.
So that your beauty blooms every day, and brightens up our working days.
Have a fun weekend, fabulous adventures and the fulfillment of the most daring desires!

Unmarried associates in the craft can offer the ladies the following congratulations:

“Dear women! You are all beautiful, like fabulous Snow Maidens. But I want to wish that in the coming year, unlike them, your hearts will be warmed by love for us men.
Let's raise our glasses to our cute and charming Snow Maidens!”

What New Year's holiday without the participation of the main character? Light sparkling humor with the participation of the "bearded grandfather":

"Dear ladies. In the coming year, I want to wish you that Santa Claus personally handed you a bank card with a lifetime positive balance and an unlimited limit.

Continuing the money theme:

“I wish all the beautiful ladies in the New Year heavenly happiness, excellent mood
and non-cash accounts in Switzerland, "cats" for a beautiful fur coat, and "birds" - vouchers to hot countries.

Lovers of "light" humor can congratulate like this:

To please women with congratulations, you don’t need to reinvent the wheel, just hint how beautiful they are:

“Dear women! New Year's Eve without you is like children's champagne or non-alcoholic beer - delicious, but you don't get drunk.
I wish you to always remain as delightfully dizzy as today, so that the most beautiful and strong Santa Claus always takes care of you and pleases you with countless gifts from his bag.
With coming!".

Those who like to philosophize can speak as follows, seasoning their speech with a bit of pleasant words for women's ears about appearance:

“The main magic of the season, the New Year, is sneaking up on us imperceptibly. Everyone is waiting for something mysterious and unusual.
For example, our women, in search of true female happiness, patiently wait to be enveloped in warmth, love and care.
Therefore, with all my heart I wish that the coming year will give you virgin beauty, pristine femininity, heavenly love and a caring prince.
Happy New Year!".

New Year's humorous congratulations in prose for male colleagues

Making fun of male colleagues is much easier than making fun of women. In the sense that you do not need to once again follow the language and curtsy in front of a male audience.


First of all, funny associations on the topic “below the belt” come to mind:

"Dear Colleagues! On this wonderful holiday, we, your dear women, want to wish you that what sticks out your trousers grows and becomes thicker every year. We are talking about the wallet, if that.

A slight hint on the same topic can be indicated in such a congratulation:

"Dear Colleagues! We congratulate you on the upcoming holiday and wish you that your boss appreciates your success, and after work, your “dignities” are already appreciated by your wives.”

More shy and supportive female representatives can congratulate their colleagues like this:

“Dear men! Happy New Year. We wish you inexhaustible beer bottles, bottomless faceted glasses, accommodating and uncomplicated women, loyal bosses and dreams that come true.

Continuing the theme of the fulfillment of material wealth, women can congratulate like this:

"Dear Colleagues! Please accept my warmest congratulations on this wonderful New Year's holiday.
I wish you that you always have fresh cold beer in your refrigerator, that an executive housekeeper works in a chic mansion, and that your boss gives you a salary every day.
If you don’t have anything like that yet, then dream, and your desires will surely come true. I swear by Santa Claus."

Hochmas about financial injections can be used in a holiday wish:

“Dear men! I wish you that in the New Year, only Santa Claus's cotton beard was fake, and everything else - salary, monthly bonuses, bonuses, vacation pay - was the real thing. Good luck in the future!”.

Women know the secret of high labor productivity among men:

"Dear Colleagues! We cracked you up. We know that a high salary and a solid position for which you work tirelessly is not your only goal.
In fact, all this in order to see the boss in a Santa Claus costume, the crazy body movements of the accountant on the dance floor, the broken stereotype of the hard-to-get-too-too secretary, real love between inveterately warring employees and unforgettable photos and video surprises from a corporate party.
We wish you an enchanting holiday and the fulfillment of even more unthinkable desires. Happy New Year!".

Men in the team will appreciate the festive statement regarding their strengths:

“Dear men! May each of you become the object of close female attention in the coming year and receive as much money as snowflakes fall in a snowy winter.
We wish you the best weather forecasts and exchange rates, festive mood and
excellent good health. You will need it today, oh how you need it.

The weaker sex perfectly represents what the strong half of humanity does during working hours:

“Dear men, on our behalf, please accept the warmest congratulations on the New Year.
We wish you that there is always someone next to you who will do all the dirty work for you, so that you can properly relax at the workplace and at the same time not lose a penny from your salary.
May the upcoming holiday bring you a lot of unfading health, because it will be very useful for you to enjoy playing computer games on working days.”

A beautifully composed and expressively spoken text at a corporate party is not a complete key to a successful event.

Finally, the final touch at the stage of congratulating colleagues will be the presentation of small but pleasant gifts. But that's a completely different story...